A wise woman once said, people are either selfish or stupid. And she is right. Take the ones who don’t clean up after their dogs. Selfish! Or the fella who thinks he’s being funny when he boards a plane and says he has a bomb. Stupid! How about The lady at a party who gets tipsy and then puts a lampshade on her head, when you and I know that putting a lampshade on your head is no longer fashionable. Stupid strikes again! Continue reading
Think Ebola looks scary? Try getting hives.
While everyone is busy focusing on the situation in Texas, you come down with what has to be the WORST CASE OF HIVES.
It starts with a swollen finger, a finger the size of an over-sized Bratwurst. You can’t bend it. You can’t do bupkis with it. Not for all the mustard and hot dog buns in the world.
Ta-dah! The moment of truth. Gather around, for the one and only Dr. Monica is here to answer your questions! Sure, I may not have credentials, but I’ve got something better. I survived Camp Prison-Shit, and that was no … Continue reading
From an ant infestation on Sunday to Sir Paul McCartney eight days later, my birthday week ended with a bang and a whole lotta cashola spent.
Why a “Birthday Week” and not just a day, you might ask?
Because one day won’t do, no sir! You gotta have an entire week to celebrate with mirth and merriment! Here’s how the eight days went down:
Sunday: Attack of the ants. Continue reading
Have you ever needed advice about something but didn’t know who to ask? I’m not talking life or death situations. I’m no expert, after all, so don’t come expecting advice about that. I’m talking about the stuff no one really … Continue reading