Hooray! It’s that time of year again. Time to wish you and yours a Happy Daylight Savings Day. Here’s to our annual tradition of falling back one hour, and thus catapulting us into the beginning of the holiday season. (At least it used to be the start, when it fell before Halloween.) So let the spending begin!
To be precise, today is the end of Daylight Savings Day. Which gives me pause. Another year already? Where did the time go?
And, by the way, have you thought about what you’re going to do with that extra hour, now that it’s been given back to you?
Frankly, we don’t respect this important occasion enough. If you ask me, the end of Daylight Savings should be considered a national holiday. Why? Because it’s not everyday you’re handed an additional hour on a silver platter. Not good enough a reason? Then do it for the farmers, the folks whom we started daylight savings for in the first place. Don’t ask me why, but it’s something to do with the harvest or, so they can wake up in time to milk the cows.
Still not good enough a reason? Then do it for me. Because, when all is said and done, I could sure do a lot with an extra hour.
Yet, why stop at falling back only one hour? Once—just once—would it be too much to ask if we could fall back an entire day instead? I mean, think about what all of us could do if we got an extra day! Because I’m nice, I thought I’d share with you a few suggestions:
- Get an extra 15 minutes sleep before your Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (I’m not mentioning any names) awakens you.
- Finish reading Chapter Three of that book you’ve been reading for two months now.
- Bake chocolate chip cookies and use up the bag of semi-sweet chips you bought three years ago (swearing you’d bake more but never actually did).
- Replace the fluorescent light in the kitchen that went out last summer, so that you can see what you’re doing when baking the cookies.
- Put away all your Fourth of July decorations and start getting out the ones for Halloween. (Sure, Halloween is over but you need to get your money’s worth with these decorations. I’m just saying.)
- Submit the last of your tax forms for 2010—no more excuses!
- Remember what the repairman said back in August, about needing a new furnace, and call to have it replaced before the cold weather hits. (Oh, wait, the first cold weather snap was yesterday. Yikes.)
- Clip the dog’s nails so he doesn’t sound like Fred Astaire, tap dancing away every time he walks across the parquet.
- Hem your black work slacks so they don’t look like a wedding gown train when you walk through the office, and so you don’t keep tripping over them when taking the stairs.
- Use this day to start regularly attending Zumba class, so that the instructor doesn’t ask you each time you do show up, “Oh, first time?”
- Organize the bedroom closet so that you don’t pull a Dagwood and a Blondie, by having everything tumble out of it each time you go to open the closet door.
- Get rid of the rat traps that you set around the garage in September, as it’s probably safe now, given that, the rat has finally hightailed it out of dodge.
- Catch up on your magazine reading, including all the issues of Vanity Fair—from 2009 and 2010, and ask yourself, why do you keep renewing your subscription?
- Make an appointment for your annual physical, which is now two years overdue.
- Watch some of the 40 hours of programming taking up space on your DVR. If you ask me, it’s time to watch or just delete the news you recorded in July.
- Take this opportunity to stop being a slacker mom and send your daughter a care package. After all, she’s been away at college for two months now and you’ve sent her nothing. Zippo.
Of course, this is just the tip of the iceberg. There is so much more we can all do with an extra day. So how about it? Are you willing to sign my petition to fall back an extra day and to make it a national holiday? If so, what would you do with the additional 24 hours? Don’t think too long about it. After all, the clock is ticking and as my pal, Jack, would say: Time is money!