This year we lost some fine talent who will be greatly missed. Which is why I’ve gathered some of them here for one final exchange of ideas or, as I prefer to call it, a meeting of the “tangled” minds (Thanks, Steve Allen, for the idea!). So here they are, in their own words. First up, Lauren Bacall.
MTW (Monica’s Tangled Web): Hi Betty! Okay if I call you by your real name?
Bacall: You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
MTW: Actually, I can’t whistle to save my life–or yours, for that matter–but I do get your point. I won’t call you Betty, you don’t call me Steve, and nobody whistles. Agreed? Now tell me, what it’s like being a legend?
Bacall: No, I don’t like legend. I mean, I don’t like the category. And to begin with, to me, a legend is something that is not on the earth—that is dead.
MTW: Ahem, Miss Bacall, I’m normally not one to address the elephant in the room, but by your own definition, well, you are, shall we say, deceased? Boy, this is awkward. Let’s change the subject, shall we? Let’s see what James Garner has to say about his nice-guy reputation.
Garner: I’ve had to work hard at that easy-going manner you see on screen.
MTW: Really? Because you do it with such ease and certainly had me fooled. Wouldn’t you agree, Miss Bacall?
Bacall: He felt that Lauren Bacall was better sounding than Betty Bacall. He had a vision of his own. He was a Svengali. He wanted to mold me. He wanted to control me! And he did until Mr. Bogart got involved.
MTW: Enough with the names already, Miss Bacall! We get it. You don’t want to be called Betty, but I don’t think Mr. Garner is trying to mold you. Right, Mr. Garner?
Garner: I called the chief and asked if I need to be concerned about this.
MTW: The chief? Not sure who you’re referring to, but you certainly don’t need to be concerned about Miss Bacall obsession with her name. Heaven’s no! Now, let’s see if Maya Angelou has anything to say about all this brouhaha. Here she comes now.
Angelou: What you’re supposed to do when you don’t like a thing is change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it. Don’t complain.
MTW: My point exactly. Miss Angelou, yet Betty, ahem, Miss Bacall keeps beating a dead horse with the name thing. In fact, let’s agree not to bring up any names again. Maybe Joan Rivers can help lighten the mood by sharing with us her secret to looking so fabulous.
Rivers: I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
MTW: News flash, Miss Rivers. Tupperware doesn’t make containers large enough to store your body. Any other bright ideas? Perhaps Gabriel García Márquez has the answer.
Márquez: The only regret I have in dying is if it is not for love.
MTW: Really, that’s your only regret? If that’s the case, then that 100 years of solitude must’ve done a number on you.
Márquez: What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.
MTW: Spoken like a true romantic, Mr. Márquez! Moving on, the following is a question for Harold Ramis. “Ghostbusters” was probably one of your biggest hits. You got to work with one of my favorite actors, Bill Murray, and frankly I found the movie funny, clever and ingenius. Which has me wondering, now that you’re on the other side, who are you looking forward to working with there?
Ramis: I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.
MTW: Oh, so you think you’d work with him? Well, what kind of film would the two of you make?
Ramis: There’s a personal story of my own that I will write at some point, and it’s a film that I will happily make. It could very well be the next thing I do, unless someone shows me something great.
MTW: Like who–Gilda Radner or Jan Hook? Two very funny ladies in your neck of the woods. And speaking of Jan, her ears must’ve been itching, for here she is now, looking rather discombobulated, I’m afraid.
Hooks: There’s no basement at the Alamo!
MTW: No worries, Miss Hook. I don’t think Mr. Ramis will be doing any shooting at the Alamo, anyway. I’m sure the backdrop will be, ahem, more celestial in nature. Perhaps we can get Robin Williams to weigh in and tell us what it is like?
Williams: If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughter, that would be a great thing.
MTW: What do you mean, if? Shouldn’t you know by now? I mean, how do you plan on keeping folks up there entertained with your madcap humor?
Williams: You’re only given one little spark of madness. You musn’t lose it.
MTW: No doubt you’ve always had that spark. Pure genius, if you ask me. Speaking of great comedy, I wonder if Mike Nichols has any plans for his after life.
Nichols: Cheer up. Life isn’t everything. It always stands me in good stead.
MTW: You mean, stood you in good stead, don’t you, Mr. Nichols?
Well, we’ve talked long enough. Miss Angelou, will you share some sage advice and parting words, for those of us still among the living?
Angelou: My mission in life (was) not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
MTW: Your words are something we can all take to heart. Miss Bacall, did you want to add anything?
Bacall: My son tells me, “Do you realize you are the last one? The last person who was an eyewitness to the golden age?” Young people, even in Hollywood, ask me, “Were you really married to Humphrey Bogart?” I don’t live in the past, although your past is so much a part of what you are that you can’t ignore it. But I don’t look at scrapbooks. I could show you some, but I’d have to climb ladders, and I can’t climb.
MTW: That’s alright. No need to climb any ladders today. I think we have time for one more thought?
Márquez: It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.
MTW: Beautifully said! Thank you all for filling our lives with joy, laughter, reflection and your invaluable wisdom. The world can’t thank you enough for inspiring us in so many ways. I’m so glad you could join us one last time! See you on the other side–but not anytime soon, so don’t hold your breath!
And thank you to all my readers for making 2014 such a fabulous year for me and my blog. In honor of 2014 coming to a close, and all the amazing people we had to say goodbye to this year, I leave you with this heartfelt song by Randy Newman.
Evidently, I am late to the party … alive though! LOL! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. 2014 was a phenomenal year; 2015 is shaping to be even better. Still, the loss of these folk, each an artist in his or her own right, is significant. This post is a rather creative––humorous too––way of honoring the individual lights of each of them.
I think this is the way they would want it … to keep the party going. Cheers to some good inspiration! Cheers to 2015!
Better late than never, I always say. I have to admit, this post was fun to do. Perhaps it’s the challenge of making all their quotes come together, semi-fluidly. It’s pretty cool!
I So much appreciate when you talk about the old stars.
I LOVE that line from Bacall & Bogie. One of my faves. She was SEXY as hell.
WOW, you actually met the Diva?! How cool was that?
Love your words, blogs, humor, kindness, wit….. etc…..
happy 2015. xx
Thank you, Kim. Meeting Lauren Bacall has definitely been a highlight of my life. Plus, I loved reading her book! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Monica. I love the book cover and the fact that you were able to get your copy signed. Must be a treasure to you.
Yes, Renee, I feel so lucky that I was able to see her at my local bookstore eons ago. I was in grad school at the time and would’ve waited forever to meet her and have her sign my book. I’ve always been a fan of the golden age of cinema, but even more so then. So yes, it was am amazing experience. 🙂
Brilliant, Monica. Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for the memories and the wonderful tribute you play as a script.
Thank you for your wonderful writing, your humor, your warmth, your common sense. It’s been a great year at MTW.
Thank you, Georgette! I so appreciate your warm and kind words. I’m really glad you liked my “interview.” It was so much fun to do. Happy New Year!
Absolutely perfect ending Monica. Have a Jubilant Holiday!
Thank you, Val. You too! Here’s to a happy 2015!
you are so brilliant. i just love this! could literally hear their voices in my head as i was reading! many more happy days of writing in 2015 🙂
Thank you, but I feel like a failure doing the interview. I wasn’t able to glean anything new from them. No new revelations or anything. Sigh. Happy Holidays to you!
hard to get new material out of dead people. don’t beat yourself up 😉
Great end of the year blog, and a nice way to honor the greats we’ve lost.
Thank you, Lisa. Merry Christmas!
You’re something special, being able to talk to the dead and all. And at length. But we needed that final good-bye and reminders. Nice, humorous tribute.
Thanks, Totsy! I do have a knack for talking to the dead. I once did a post about my interview with Charles Dickens. Most enjoyable conversation. I should go on tour, don’t you think? 😉
What a marvelous post Monica. Funny and serious, I’m grateful for their legacy. Although I’m partial to Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Maya Angelou, Bacall and Gardner are deeply missed. A beautiful way to end the old and greet the new.
Happy Holidays my dear friend. Hugs
Thank you, MM. It was fun to write this but also a bit challenging, trying to find the right quotes so that I could weave them together in a way that made sense. Happy holidays to you, my friend!
Happy Holidays Monica!
You, too, Mo! Big hugs for your dad!
Good end of year blog, made me chuckle.
Happy Holidays and have a great 2015
Glad to hear it, Robert. Chin up, my friend. Good days ahead! 😉
Monica–great end of year blog. Thx for all your entertaining blogs this year and I loved the RM song so much. Happy Holidays and all the best to you in 2015!!
Thanks, Barb! Glad you’ve come along with me for the ride. A tangled ride at that!