NaBloPoMo DAY 16:
Car Wreck at the Park: That was some bender the driver of this car was on last night. I found it parked haphazardly along the sidewalk. With the driver nowhere in sight, one can only assume she realized the error of her ways and abandoned the car.
Perhaps it was a toddler, drunk on Welch’s grape juice and graham crackers, who in a blurry-eyed attempt to get home, flew off the road, landing in this pile of mulch.
One can only wonder what the little tyke was up to, anyway. Note that one of the headlights is out. She ought to know that it’s totally against the law to be driving like that, and then realized what trouble she’d be in with the coppers. If she knows what’s good for her, she’s out getting a lawyer right about now.
As for the vehicle, with only a smile and one eye of a taillight left, clearly it’s seen better days. Let’s just hope she has insurance and can take it in to get it fixed.
As for the kid herself, somebody needs to tell her it’s time to lay off the grape juice. For a while, anyway. Until she lands on her feet. After all, it’s a slippery slope from grape juice to lemonade and whatnot.
Is an intervention in order? Let’s wait and see if she strikes again.
What do you think happened to this reckless kid?
Note: This month, I’m taking part in NaBloPoMo. Thirty days, 30 posts.
EXCITING NEWS! I don’t have Ebola and I’m not in quarantine!
Seriously though, I’m giving a prize to the one person who has commented on the most posts this month. If there’s a tie, I’ll do a drawing. Between you and me, I’m rooting for you!
As for the NaBlo-thingamajig, I must be insane to be doing this!