Chapter 6: They say it rains more in Seattle than just about anywhere else, but that’s not true. After G moved to Seattle he became an expert of sorts about the city and would often enjoy telling me how, drop per drop, it rained more in New York each year, than it did in the Northwest. G explained that while we had more cloudy days in Seattle, when it did rain, it was more often a drizzle than an actual downpour. Yes, G had become one of those Seattleites who feels a need to protect their city from stereotyping, and from those who assume Seattle to be synonymous with rain.
But none of this mattered to me on the night of the dinner we were hosting for Lia and Miles, our first dinner party as a couple. We planned the dinner, made a list of what needed to be done and which of us would do it. G made the quiche, I made the salad. He made the drinks and I set the table. I also made dessert, a chocolate peanut butter pie that called for a ready-made graham cracker crust. It was a no-bake recipe that I had cut out from a magazine, and my plan was to prepare it as soon as Stan and Jeannette left the house, so as to avoid any eye rolling from Stan.
Everything was in place. Stan and Jeannette were going out to a party that a colleague from Stan’s lab was throwing. Of course, it was hard for me to imagine that Stan actually had any friends, but for all I knew, his colleague must have felt obligated to invite him, simply because everyone else from the lab was going. Meanwhile, Marigold was heading out to Issaquah to spend the weekend with friends. At last! G and I were going to have the place to ourselves.
We planned for everything, except the rain. And not the usual drizzling rain. Nope. We’re talking hardcore, menacing, rain. The kind you get in a horror movie where everyone has to seek solace in a dilapidated house, replete with demons. Buckets of rainfall, comes to mind. So, too, gusty winds, and, naturally, treacherous roads, as was being reported on the news.
Don’t go out if you don’t have to, a reporter from KING news warned from her outdoor perch, somewhere along Puget Sound. The winds blew violently against her trench coat, pummeling the poor woman in the blustery night. Marigold, took one look and declared, “I’m not driving to Issaquah tonight. Not in that.”
Stan and Jeannette headed to their party on Capitol Hill, but only to get caught in traffic waiting to go over the University Bridge, a draw bridge that had become stuck in the raised position. Soon enough—too soon if you ask me—Stan and Jeannette gave up and returned home. The raised bridge and inclement weather also kept Lia and Miles from coming.
“We better do this another night,” said a disappointed Lia over the phone. I sighed. Marigold was right. It just wasn’t worth going out on a night like this.
“Anyway,” remarked Stan, “All’s not lost.” He cracked the oven door open and took a peak at G’s swiss cheese and mushroom quiche, still baking. The savory, buttery aroma filled the air.
“At least we get to eat a fine dinner,” he added. Looking at me, he offered his version of an olive branch, “How about I finish setting the table? I’m famished!”
I looked at G, hoping he’d say something, find a way out of this predicament. But G looked at me and shrugged, as if to say, “What can we do?”
This is when I wanted to cry. All our effort for our first dinner party, and we’re dining, not with our friends, but with our housemates? The same ones who have found multiple, passive aggressive ways to make me feel like, well, Yoko Ono honing in on the Beatles?
In the corner of the dining room, there was a small oak hutch. It belonged to Stan, an heirloom from his grandmother. The cabinet was empty as Stan didn’t want to use it and run the risk of one of us damaging it by opening and closing its doors repeatedly. I found myself wanting to crawl inside the little hutch, to escape and be alone in my gloom, away from this dilapidated house, amid demons that had it in for me.
Instead, I ignored Stan. So much for the best-laid plans. This is not what I expected or wanted, and it was all I could do to hold back my tears. As I finished making the chocolate peanut butter pie, pouring the batter into the graham cracker crust, Stan noticed the dessert for the first time.
He grabbed the recipe that I had cut out from the magazine, which called for peanut butter, melted chocolate and, yes, whipped topping, an item that would never have been found in Stan’s side of the fridge. He read the list of ingredients, then looked at the dessert. Shaking his head in disbelief, he said curtly,
“You’ve got to be kidding! There’s no way we’re eating that tonight. No way! “ He looked at G, hoping for support, but, thankfully, got none.
There was only one step left to preparing the dessert. It needed to be chilled for an hour so that the chocolate peanut butter concoction could set. I looked at the dessert. It had turned out beautifully, with a smooth, finished look. I could smell the chocolate and the peanut butter mixed together. I had licked the spatula and found the combination of ingredients perfect. Just enough sweetness. This was one of my favorite desserts, which I had lovingly prepared for friends who were no longer coming.
I grabbed the chocolate peanut butter pie and, lifting it high over my head, smashed it on the kitchen floor. It landed inches from Stan’s feet, splattering chocolate on his shoes and jeans.
“GO TO HELL, STAN!”
As I ran to my room, I felt the tears burn my cheeks, and it felt good.
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It’s always saddening and frustrating when hard work goes to waste. I feel Stan had it coming for him, in the end. At first I thought you were going to dump it on his head, which would have been better. 😛
But yes, he definitely had it coming. Nice work there.
Ashley Lynn Sanders
Thanks, Ashley. It was quite aggravating to live with him. If only I’d had the guts to toss it on his head. A missed opportunity, I guess. 😉
I’m with the other folks, Monica…if it had been me, Stan would have been wearing that pie as a hat!
I know how busy you are, so I truly appreciate you stopping by and being such a loyal reader. You’re the best, Wendy. A real trooper, if you ask me! 😉
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cool post monica, the reason the residents of seattle say it rains soooo much is they don’t want people to move there, they would like to keep it to themselves. cool post.
Oh, yes, I know that very well. Sorry to expose the little secret but I needed to tell in order to make my point. Also, not sure why your comment went to my spam folder, but, as you can see, I’ve corrected that wrong. 🙂
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Monica, I’m rooting for you! I’m rooting for your triumph over the horrible Stan and the nasty Marigold and everything bad that makes you cry! That said, I cannot applaud you smashing that pie! Come on! I could almost taste it as I read about it! It reminded me of Reeses’ peanut butter cups, which I haven’t had in years. In years. Do you know what that does to a woman?? And then I read you smashed the pie, and I thought, what a dramatic exit, but what a waste. What a waste! hee hee! It’s the Latina in you sister. We just have to smash things! When I fist came to live with the Significant Other, he made me really angry one evening. I ended up smashing half the dishes in our kitchen cabinet. The action alone provided me with relief. I would not, however, have smashed a chocolate peanut butter pie. 🙂 Can’t wait for the next installment! Go Monica!
Gracias, Hermana! I moved out soon after, but probably not soon enough. It was the kitten incident that did it. Oh, well, that’s for another story.
So smashing dishes? Have you written a post about that? Would love to learn more.
And yes, it was a shame about the pie, I agree. Chocolate and peanut butter is one of my favorite combinations, and I too love those Reeses’ peanut butter cups but can no longer eat them. Anyway, gracias!
Anticipation… It’s making me wait! Enjoying this Monica!
You’ll just have to keep coming back for more! 😉
You write beautifully. Although such a shame about the pie! Sounded divine! Sounds like Stan deserved that. Brava!
Thanks, and he did deserve it, I suppose. I was very spineless back then, so it took a lot for me to assert myself, though this was probably not the best way to do so. Oh, well.
I hope that Stan was left with cleaning up the floor. What an absolute jerk. sorry you had to put up with him for so long.
I look forward to each new episode in this saga. Thanks.
Poor Stan. He didn’t know what hit him. You’ll have to wait, though, to see what happens next. 🙂
I am mortified. I wanted that pie. I wanted to eat it through your writing. Do you think the 30 second rule works for virtual pie???
I couldn’t agree more. I want, no I need some of that pie!!!
and to be equally honest, I might need a good cry sometimes too…
Ash, remember, there’s no crying over spilled milk–or smashed pie!
lol! For virtual pies, you’re allowed 60 seconds.
Of course, keep in mind, that pie was made back in the day when few people had allergies to peanut butter. Now, one would have to be super careful before even thinking about making such a treat.
Throwing the pie on the floor was a good move. Although throwing it at his precious hutch would have been better. But it may have gotten you kicked out too!
His hutch! Now, why didn’t I think of that! Although at the time we were in the kitchen and that hutch of his was in the dining room. So not convenient for my moment of rage.
Stan deserved that, and more! So disappointed in G for not sticking up for you and your undoubtedly fabulous pie.
I think I made that pie at least once after that but then retired it for good. It was probably psychological.
Love, love, love this!!! Can’t wait for the next installment.
Hope it continues to keep your interest…
I love reading this, especially since I grew up in Seattle and love the references to the city. Your writing is wonderful to read…it moves so fluidly. I like that the pie lands at Stan’s feet, and that the tears felt good. I wish you could take off the next six months to write this too!
Thank you! I ended up spending eight years of my life in Seattle and loved it, so I’m glad you’re appreciating the references.
Keep ’em coming, Monica. I can’t wait to find out what happens.
Will do! Wish I could take off 6 months to write this.
I agree with Mikalee, I was waiting for a pie to the face, but per your strong character, Monica, you did the next best thing. How can people like that justify their behavior? I guess that’s what makes a good story, and you are doing an outstanding job turning this into an entertaining series. More please…
Thanks, Susan. I had some good food for fodder, if you ask me. 😉
I was rooting for a similar outcome all along…praying the picture was foreshadowing! The only thing more satisfying would have been a pie to a certain smug face.
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Way to tell ’em, Monica!
Thanks! You have no idea. Sometimes I wonder if I’m really capturing how awful he was to me in so many ways. And why? Because I wasn’t up to his level, his intelligence?
Nice, fluid writing as usual. I’m enjoying the story and always look forward to the next chain of events.
Thank you. Glad you’re liking my story. There’s plenty more! 🙂